Monday, May 4, 2009

My career as a rap artist

Basically this is for my science class, we have to do a presentation on a finding Nemo animal, and I got the fish Bubbles. Yeah, my class is just that crappy. So, thinking outside the box as i typically did, I did a rap for it, to the tune of gansta's paradise

As I watching Finding Nemo where the fish are tame

I see Mr. Bubbles, and realize he is quite insane

Could a fish like that actually live in the Ocean?

So I went to the web and put a search into motion

It’s popular in tanks, and it really deserves it

It grows to be 6 inches, through 8 ain’t unheard of

The reefs are where it’s swimming, where it’s hiding

Cause it has never really been that good at fighting

It comes out to eat seaweed but it can be made to bolt

To hide from predators if it’s not a dolt, fool

It’s the kinda tang the other Surgeon fish want to be like

Swimming around the tank, eating shrimp in the sweet life

They mostly spend there lives, swimming in a fish’s paradise

The tank is where they often are born in die, is a fish’s paradise

Little work or sacrifice in there fish’s paradise

They are bought for there bright colors, in the fish’s paradise

They feed on algae for vitamins, some times plankton

It doesn’t hut for food; it isn’t made to eat meat

So it has to stay low in the food chain

They bright colors make it hard to be seen

It’s an alga eating food that little more on its mind

It needs constant feeding to stay alive

It’s a calm, even headed, fish tank swimmer

It can get along fine except with those if its nature, DUH

It needs high oxygen water to make its heart beat away

And the water must be salty, what can I say

They normally live to be five years, but they can live to be 7 or more

It’s the way you raise them don’t you know

Tell me why are they,

So popular?

They are pretty and nice

And don’t get in fights

They mostly spend there lives, swimming in a fish’s paradise

The tank is where they often are born in die, but it is a fish’s paradise

Little work or sacrifice in there fish’s paradise

They are bought for there bright colors, in the fish’s paradise

Pellets and the Seaweed

Serve as protein and veggie matter

It needs a varied diet

And to be fed every few hours

They breed through group spawning

But you can’t breed them

They won’t get on in the fish tank

Those fishy just ain’t….. (Long pause)

Reproducing

They need lots of space, at least 60 gallons

And lots of live rock

To make them algae

Its needs the space

It needs the

Just don’t put it in a tank with reefs fool

They mostly spend there lives, swimming in a fish’s paradise

The tank is where they often are born in die, but it is a fish’s paradise

Little work or sacrifice in there fish’s paradise

They are bought for there bright colors, in the fish’s paradise

Tell me why are they,

So popular?

They are pretty and nice

And don’t get in fights

from,

EE

2 comments:

Fri said...

... I'm speechless. Really. I never expected that. It caught me off guard.

EvilElitest said...

I'm going to assume i shocked you with my stunning career as a rapper :)

How would OOTS forum react?
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EE